Singer Coolio

Song Ugly bitches

A bitch is a bitch and we all know  
that a ho is a ho wit a toe up slut so  
if you're gotta have em might as well be a fine one  
but it seems that some niggas can't seem to find one  
So they go and get a bitch that's lookin like Trixie  
and Hekkyl & Jekkyl wit some saggy ass titties  
A big fat flagrant hoodrat hooker  
and the nigga got the nerve to pretend she's a hooker  
Sportin that down from your arm like a Simpson  
Talk about bitches that you wish you was pimpin  
Come around the homies and you swear that she's playin  
But everytime I see her, you're beggin  
Go get you a girl that got somethin goin  
Get rid of that bitch that's lookin like a dragon  
Now you wanna fight cos you're baggin on your Mrs  
But that's what'cha get when you fuck with ugly bitches  
 
(Coro:) 
When I was young I used to have fun  
fuckin with ugly bitches  
But now that I'm grown I leave em alone  
cos I went from rags to riches  
They say 'beauty is skin deep' but goddamn weeded bitch  
look like buckwheat mixed with opi  
Toe up, tore up, straight from the floor  
and her bad ass breath is about to make me throw up  
Niggas started dissin and you blamed it on the gin  
but the very next day you was with the bitch again  
Now your ass is gettin clowned like Bozo  
but that's what you get for fuckin with that ugly ho  
I don't know what possessed you, nigga  
Stand that hooker in front of a trigger  
Spendin your time with a big goonygoogoo  
To niggas like you I gotta say "Choo choo"  
Dig a ditch down in desperation  
Send that monster on a permanent vacation  
The girl is choptop, but you don't listen  
Cos some niggas like fuckin with ugly bitches  
 
(Coro:) 
When I was young I used to have fun  
fuckin with ugly bitches  
But now that I'm grown I leave em alone  
cos I went from rags to riches  
 
Aw shit, there go my nigga pretendin he don't see me  
walkin with a bitch that look like a flea G  
Holdin her hand as he walks thru the plaza  
I try to play it off but I couldn't hold my laughter  
The girl is done so take her ass off the oven  
Put her on a BOOM and send her back to the covent  
Cookin up a plan in a big, black cauldron  
And the dumb ass nigga don't know that he's fallin  
into a trap cos now the whore is pregnant  
9 months later and she's squirted on an insect  
He don't wanna claim it, she went and got a test  
Now he's sendin child support in a big fat check  
My nigga got depressed and he started drinkin liquor  
One night he got drunk, went to her house and killed her  
Riches to rags and rags to riches  
but that's what'cha get when you fuck with ugly bitches  
 
(Coro:) 
When I was young I used to have fun  
fuckin with ugly bitches  
It seems that it's sad for this pussy I had  
came from some ugly bitches  
When I was young I used to have fun  
fuckin with ugly bitches  
It seems kinda sad cos this pussy I had  
came from some ugly bitches  
 
So you mean to tell me you fuckin with a baldheaded, ol' fat, lumpy,  
droopy, crack baby lookalike, cisco drinkin, loud, ignorant,  
fuckedup  
teeth, stank hoodrat, won't down, onceamonth bleedin, butthead  
swapmeet,  
AFDC, leanedover tennis shoe, cigarette butt baggin bitch? Nigga  
what's  
wrong wit you?  
(That's alright. She take care of a nigga though, that's all I know  
nigga.  
That's OK yeah, that's OK nigga)